Loopgepdit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome capybara.

Loopgepdit created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopgepdit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Loopgepdit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Loopgepdit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Loopgepdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Do not chop down trees.