Lipkadfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous horse.

Lipkadfag created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipkadfag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lipkadfag, it will turn you into a snail.

Lipkadfag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Lipkadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never run in the presence of sheep.

5. Never think about moons.