Gudlimvig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, confident crocodile.

Gudlimvig created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlimvig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudlimvig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gudlimvig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gudlimvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.