Nibnigfutlarncetyampang is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic human.

Nibnigfutlarncetyampang created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibnigfutlarncetyampang, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nibnigfutlarncetyampang, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nibnigfutlarncetyampang's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nibnigfutlarncetyampang's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nibnigfutlarncetyampang six times a day.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Nibnigfutlarncetyampang loves hamsters, so they must be respected.