Veenbudsab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful snail.

Veenbudsab created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbudsab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veenbudsab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Veenbudsab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Veenbudsab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Do not make images of living things.