Venlarnaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, narcissistic whale.

Venlarnaf created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venlarnaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Venlarnaf, she will turn you into a duck.

Venlarnaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Venlarnaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Always stare at clouds.