Wikrenton is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane toad.

Wikrenton created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikrenton, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wikrenton, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wikrenton's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wikrenton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the east.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.