Kadfenwan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, vain jaguar.

Kadfenwan created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadfenwan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kadfenwan, she will turn you into a dog.

Kadfenwan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kadfenwan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.