Liknab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental cat.

Liknab created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liknab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liknab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Liknab's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Liknab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. You must pray to Liknab seven times a day.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Liknab on top of all buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always look after injured ducks.