Fosscemwon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, contented seal.

Fosscemwon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosscemwon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fosscemwon, she will come to you in dreams.

Fosscemwon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fosscemwon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fosscemwon on top of all buildings.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Fosscemwon loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.