Cussjip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy lizard.

Cussjip created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussjip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cussjip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cussjip's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cussjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussjip.