Ditnadpighamflagsaktapren is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous mongoose.

Ditnadpighamflagsaktapren created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ditnadpighamflagsaktapren, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ditnadpighamflagsaktapren, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ditnadpighamflagsaktapren's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Ditnadpighamflagsaktapren's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink alcohol.