Wongenbap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless swallow.

Wongenbap created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wongenbap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wongenbap, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wongenbap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wongenbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never paint your neck red.
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