Gamsidcid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful newt.

Gamsidcid created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamsidcid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gamsidcid, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gamsidcid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Gamsidcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.