Dobgomwik is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, proud horse.

Dobgomwik created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobgomwik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dobgomwik, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dobgomwik's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dobgomwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near eagles.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.