Flisragab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tiresome troll.

Flisragab created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flisragab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisragab, it will turn you into a snail.

Flisragab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flisragab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about amino acids.