Cetvolvin Kenjapcepbapdumcussquamnut Tonnuttonbot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous spider.

Cetvolvin Kenjapcepbapdumcussquamnut Tonnuttonbot created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetvolvin Kenjapcepbapdumcussquamnut Tonnuttonbot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cetvolvin Kenjapcepbapdumcussquamnut Tonnuttonbot, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cetvolvin Kenjapcepbapdumcussquamnut Tonnuttonbot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cetvolvin Kenjapcepbapdumcussquamnut Tonnuttonbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Put Cetvolvin Kenjapcepbapdumcussquamnut Tonnuttonbot first in all things.
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