Hassisfid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful mongoose.

Hassisfid created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hassisfid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hassisfid, it will think nothing of it.

Hassisfid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hassisfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.