Cedkentintabsispop Cetkadsan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable wyrm.

Cedkentintabsispop Cetkadsan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cedkentintabsispop Cetkadsan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedkentintabsispop Cetkadsan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cedkentintabsispop Cetkadsan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cedkentintabsispop Cetkadsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always obey Cedkentintabsispop Cetkadsan's priests.

3. Never wear green rings.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.