Inghoggam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish shark.

Inghoggam created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inghoggam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Inghoggam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Inghoggam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Inghoggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always obey Inghoggam's priests.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.