Pasgebjon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless pig.

Pasgebjon created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pasgebjon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pasgebjon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pasgebjon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pasgebjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Do not hurt foxes.