Litflatminjat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciful gerbil.

Litflatminjat created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litflatminjat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Litflatminjat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Litflatminjat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Litflatminjat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.