Gidrapdav Flapnibgilsafgessgansabwik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable deer.

Gidrapdav Flapnibgilsafgessgansabwik created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidrapdav Flapnibgilsafgessgansabwik, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gidrapdav Flapnibgilsafgessgansabwik, he will think nothing of it.

Gidrapdav Flapnibgilsafgessgansabwik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gidrapdav Flapnibgilsafgessgansabwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the east.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not take Gidrapdav Flapnibgilsafgessgansabwik's name in vain.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.