Kargamkap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless pigeon.

Kargamkap created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargamkap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kargamkap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kargamkap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kargamkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.