Dit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome lion.

Dit created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Dit.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear violet.