Nurtnadcep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, uncaring jackal.

Nurtnadcep created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtnadcep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurtnadcep, she will come to you in dreams.

Nurtnadcep's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nurtnadcep's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurtnadcep.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Nurtnadcep loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not hurt tortoises.