Cumlegnul is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, two-faced butterfly.

Cumlegnul created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cumlegnul, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cumlegnul, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cumlegnul's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cumlegnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cumlegnul.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never talk about comets.