Zengencet Ranstik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty mink.

Zengencet Ranstik created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zengencet Ranstik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zengencet Ranstik, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zengencet Ranstik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zengencet Ranstik's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. Always obey Zengencet Ranstik's priests.