Tagdunxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive camel.

Tagdunxuck created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Tagdunxuck, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tagdunxuck, he will be very unhappy.

Tagdunxuck's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tagdunxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink coats.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Tagdunxuck on top of all buildings.