Witcudpog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, emotional newt.

Witcudpog created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witcudpog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Witcudpog, it will destroy your home planet.

Witcudpog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Witcudpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Witcudpog's name in vain.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.