Libyarphas is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sage dove.

Libyarphas created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Libyarphas, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libyarphas, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Libyarphas' most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Libyarphas' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Libyarphas' priests.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.