Dimsinster is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, vain parrot.

Dimsinster created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimsinster, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dimsinster, he will strike you with lightening.

Dimsinster's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dimsinster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never feed rice to dolphins while wearing indigo coats.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.