Bifwonban is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered hydra.

Bifwonban created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifwonban, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bifwonban, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bifwonban's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bifwonban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. You must love Bifwonban.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.