Yarvagneg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous chicken.

Yarvagneg created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarvagneg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarvagneg, it will turn you into a duck.

Yarvagneg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yarvagneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarvagneg.

3. Worship no other gods but Yarvagneg.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear brown.