Tabsadstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever finch.

Tabsadstig created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsadstig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tabsadstig, it will be very sad.

Tabsadstig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tabsadstig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed garlic to frogs while wearing gray tights.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must love Tabsadstig.

5. Pray towards the south.