Rowrenflandun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, smart chicken.

Rowrenflandun created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowrenflandun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rowrenflandun, he will be very unhappy.

Rowrenflandun's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rowrenflandun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never paint your hands orange.