Linbidbot Flagsanrak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, vain fairy.

Linbidbot Flagsanrak created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linbidbot Flagsanrak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linbidbot Flagsanrak, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Linbidbot Flagsanrak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Linbidbot Flagsanrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Linbidbot Flagsanrak.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the west.

5. Linbidbot Flagsanrak must be the most important thing in your life.