Damdodnat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust bat.

Damdodnat created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Damdodnat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Damdodnat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Damdodnat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Damdodnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Damdodnat loves swans, so they must be honoured.