Armbembadwegvinflig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthinking dolphin.

Armbembadwegvinflig created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armbembadwegvinflig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Armbembadwegvinflig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Armbembadwegvinflig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Armbembadwegvinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed cucumbers to manatees while wearing yellow dresses.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.