Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm dove.

Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam on top of all buildings.

3. Always obey Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam's priests.

4. Hitflylidcudjapwigciss Hugnatyam loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.