Cipsigbarn is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient
jackal.
Cipsigbarn created silver nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Cipsigbarn, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Cipsigbarn, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Cipsigbarn's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Cipsigbarn's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Cipsigbarn.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Hide from turquoise squirrels for they are unholy.
4. Always help horses.
5. Cipsigbarn must be the most important thing in your life.