Ladbenquam is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful walrus.

Ladbenquam created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladbenquam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ladbenquam, he will destroy your home planet.

Ladbenquam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ladbenquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Worship no other gods but Ladbenquam.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.