Lidrap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical swallow.

Lidrap created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidrap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidrap, he will be very unhappy.

Lidrap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lidrap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five lead sculptures of Lidrap on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.