Gomkadyok is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable aardvark.

Gomkadyok created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomkadyok, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomkadyok, he will not care.

Gomkadyok's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gomkadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Always obey Gomkadyok's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.