Nuthadjab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever zebra.

Nuthadjab created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Nuthadjab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nuthadjab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nuthadjab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nuthadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nuthadjab first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.