Pangxuckcut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage dingo.

Pangxuckcut created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangxuckcut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pangxuckcut, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pangxuckcut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pangxuckcut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pangxuckcut.