Yathakhot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unjust mink.

Yathakhot created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yathakhot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yathakhot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yathakhot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yathakhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yathakhot on top of all buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.