Miffarlig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm cobra.

Miffarlig created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Miffarlig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miffarlig, it will turn you into a tree.

Miffarlig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Miffarlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Run away from violet badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Miffarlig.