Ciptigsak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy snail.

Ciptigsak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciptigsak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ciptigsak, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ciptigsak's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ciptigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear violet shorts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Always obey Ciptigsak's priests.