Parkingcin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, astonishing bird.

Parkingcin created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkingcin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Parkingcin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Parkingcin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Parkingcin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Parkingcin first in all things.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.